Sore neck?

You may have “text neck“:

First, too much texting caused some people to come down with painful Blackberry Thumb. Now today’s technology is being blamed for another malady: text neck.

Doctors and chiropractors say people hunched over their mobile gadgets are developing neck strain, headaches and pain in the shoulders and, sometimes, in arms and hands. What’s more, all that curving of the body to text, type, watch videos and play games could cause debilitating pain that lasts a lifetime, they warn.

“This is a global epidemic,” says Dean L. Fishman, a chiropractor who practices at the Text Neck Institute in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. He trademarked Text Neck and changed the name of his practice after noticing 90 percent of his patients coming in with the same complaint. His youngest patient is a 3-year-old, who’s in love with playing games on an electronic device.

Yet another malady to complain about. It seems that we find some problem in everything we do. As my father always says, everything in moderation. If you’re doing it so much that it hurts, then stop.

Of course, this may be all the exercise some people get.

Save Christmas trees by taxing them.

Is it a fee?

“I can tell you unequivocally that the Obama administration is not taxing Christmas trees. What’s being talked about here is an industry group deciding to impose fees on itself to fund a promotional campaign, similar to how the dairy producers have created the ‘Got Milk?’ campaign,” he said. “That said, USDA is going to delay implementation and revisit this action.”

Or is it a tax?

The new program was set to go into effect Wednesday. According to the Agriculture Department announcement, the government would have imposed a 15-cent-per-tree charge on “producers and importers” of fresh Christmas trees, provided they sell or import more than 500 trees a year.

Either way, adding a fee/tax to Christmas trees is just about the dumbest way possible to improve their image via a marketing campaign.

I, like most people, love the idea of a fresh cut Christmas tree. But we don’t love the idea of needles everywhere, having to constantly water it, and having to get rid of it after Christmas. Last Christmas we broke down and bought a beautiful pre-lit Christmas tree. And that will do the job just fine until grandchildren come along and my wife makes me but a fresh-cut tree for them.

Word of the day: ineptocracy

From StockTwits:

The word is: Ineptocracy

1. Ineptocracy
*_Ineptocracy_****(in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) – a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers*

Use in a sentence:

The occupy protesters are part of the ineptocracy movement.