I don’t believe that global warming, or climate change, is man-made. But if I did it would be entirely the product of blowhards like this:
There is a poetic justice to this of course. It is conservatives who are giving us the candidates who steadfastly refuse to have the nation take steps that could slow the pace of climate change, so it is appropriate that they should bear the brunt of its impact.
The important thing is that we, on the higher ground both actually and figuratively, need to remember that, when they begin their historic migration from their doomed regions, we not give them the keys to the city. They certainly should be offered assistance in their time of need, but we need to keep a firm grip on our political systems, making sure that these guilty throngs who allowed the world to go to hell are gerrymandered into political impotence in their new homes.
Because after all, his opinion is clearly the only one that matters, and those that disagree deserve to lose their rights. I guess freedom of speech only applies to some people.
Whatever will he do when he finds out that the earth isn’t getting any warmer?
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