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Google Auto-Drink™
Google today announced Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE). The FAQ addresses Auto-Drink™:
2. Wait – you're saying Auto-Drink™ changes my brain chemistry?Luckily there is no accepted convention that beverages will not change your brain chemistry. Otherwise we wouldn't have Red Bull.Um, yeah – but for the better.
3. Isn't that kind of dangerous?
Well, none of the lab rats who've been pounding this stuff for the past eight months have keeled over yet, which we find fairly reassuring. At any rate, you should be aware that by popping the seal on the twist-off Gulp cap, you send a wireless signal to Google's servers indicating your irrevocable acceptance of the Google Gulp Terms and Conditions, which do include the possibility, however remote, of hideous genetic mutation resulting from your consumption of this product. We're pretty sure you won't die, though.
4. What if I don't want to use Auto-Drink™?
No problem – simply turn off Auto-Drink™ on your Google Gulp preferences page.
5. Well, shouldn't Auto-Drink™ be default-off?
You mean we should cripple a perfectly useful feature just because of a little bad PR?
(Note: This is not serious.)